I am in a hateful mood, so if i offend anyone - i don’t care. Enjoy!
10. Climbing the unavoidable invisible ladder at work and having some stupid bitch knock you off mid climb.….this happened to my favorite person this week -Clint. And on his behalf I am voicing my hate for stupid ugly women who are TOO OLD to still be an assistant - you are taking the jobs away from us!!! go start your own company or go have a baby, i don’t care - just stop stealing our jobs! greedy? yes…irrational - NO.
9. Tourists - they are REALLY pissing me off this week - just fucking WALK - stop looking up at everything, maybe if you kept your eyes moving and focused on things on your eye level you could avoid the hissy fit you have later when you find out that someone swiped your wallet.
8. Hasidic Jews who don’t wear deodorant because of their religious beliefs when its 85 degrees outside with 90% humidity.…yeah well my religious beliefs tell me that you stink and you should be hanging out with the homeless if you wanna be with people who will support this ridiculous notion.
7. Every girl’s need between the ages of 9 and 25 to dress like Paris Hilton.…hello - people make fun of her for a reason…yes there are several, but her skanky bad taste is top of the list.
6. Uneducated Jamba Juice customers - it is not that complicated!!! Just say protein and you will get something good, but make a god damn decision already.
5. People who own million dollar companies who can’t seem to work the remote control to the gym tv.…nough said.
4. All you stupid bitches with your IPods.…i hate you.
3. Men with bad manners.…i will not go into to detail but it is UNACCEPTABLE to have bad manners around a lady…especially this lady.
2. Women who wear low rise jeans who have love handles the size of Montana.…you bitches have no friends cause anyone who loves you would tell you to check yourself before you leave the house looking like that.…i may be shallow but it is not possible that all you bitches are blind.
1. My boss’ sister in law - cause she died and made my boss come back from vacation early for the funeral…not cool man.
I thought you wanted an ipod...are you jealous? Or do you really hate them or the bitches that have them? I am confused.....And is Clint out of a job or did someone just take one he was after?
Posted by: nuala on August 9, 2004 06:51 PMokay, how much manners are you asking for here? i consider myself a gentlemanly gentleman. i open doors for the the ladies, i let the ladies order first at restaurants (regardless of whether i'm banging said ladies), i excuse myself profusely when i break one off around the ladies, but i DON'T give up my seat on the train for the ladies, you know, unless they're old or pregnant or something. but not fat. is that enough?
also, here's something else to hate, courtesy of vice magazine:
I hate when people think they're saving the world just by riding their bike. It's like those black and white couples that think they're fighting racism just by fucking each other.
Posted by: holohan on August 9, 2004 09:14 PM
i hate all bitches with IPods cause i cannot afford one right now. Clint is working for FREE cause the stupid bitch had a tiny bit more experience.
i am asking for the basic of all basic gentlemanly behavior. Matt you are a standup man, we should clone you and replace all the inconsistent, rude, stupid men in New York with your wonderful self.
and do not ever give up your seat for a fat person on the train, they need to burn more calories by standing.
Posted by: adrienne on August 10, 2004 08:23 AMWell your bday is coming up maybe mom and I can help you get an ipod and then you can be a bitch with an ipod for someone else to hate.
Posted by: nuala on August 10, 2004 09:50 AMhey, now that i have you both on the line, i've been meaning to tell you guys that there's a "mansard building" down the street from me on alameda. is that yours?
Posted by: holohan on August 10, 2004 10:03 AM
shut up! that is not ours but i think we should seriously research the connection if it could involve a little cash flow my way.
Your IPod idea is great, but mom already paid for my ticket home so she's out, and its way too expensive for you to buy for me.
Posted by: adrienne on August 10, 2004 10:59 AMThanks for the support babe. I'm sitting next to her at my computer licking my wounds while she's raking in MY doe.
Posted by: Clint on August 10, 2004 01:59 PM