TOP TEN SIGNS YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO DO AT YOUR SHITTY SECOND JOB THAT YOU HAVE TO KEEP TO PAY YOUR RENT
10. You start taking quizzes with titles like “What’s Your Inner Eye Color”.…cause knowing my actual eye color just isn’t good enough when i’m bored.
9. You have drafted five different resumes.…in case you ever leave this shitty second job for another more enticing form of forced employment.
8. You start going through the guest list of the hotel trying to figure out all the secret names the stars and movie executives use so that people like me can’t force their resume on them.
7. You start looking at all the websites of your past employers so you can sit at your desk and remind yourself “Well.…at least I don’t work THERE anymore.”
6. You have literally googled everyone you have ever met before.…even the people you hate.
5. Your Amazon wish list has over 100 items on it…cause when you’re bored and making mere pennies you start thinking about all the stuff you want people to buy for you.…and they need options.
4. You become an expert at basic computer games such as the always intoxicating Solitaire.…yes my friends I can win a game of Solitaire in 59 seconds…beat that.
3. You start having conversations with people who you would never give the time of day to unless otherwise forced by the boredom factor.
2. You start emailing people you haven’t spoken to in FOREVER and asking them for all the details of their life…not because you’re interested but just because its something to read that requires zero brain power.
1. You start wishing you had homework to do.….sad but true
Posted by Adrienne at March 10, 2004 12:58 PM