March 19, 2004

I LOVE THIS ONE


I felt it necessary to share this little story as very few things make me laugh out loud. And seeing as how I hate the Bush administration I feel it necessary to spread the hate around to everyone I know, especially when the hate is soaked in humor.…

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children

what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical answers came up -

fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

He slowly replied, “My Dad’s an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off

all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really

good, he’ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for

money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by David’s statement, hurriedly set the other

children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him,

“Is that really true about your Dad?”

“No,” replied David. “He works in the Bush Administration, but I was too

embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”

Posted by Adrienne at March 19, 2004 09:01 AM
Comments

hee hee, that's beautiful!
i sneer and smirk now at his campaign tactics hinging on how he's made the world safer, and these remarks came amidst news of the bombings in spain, central baghdad, and the gaza strip.

Posted by: jade on March 19, 2004 11:22 AM

i know..i'm always bewildered by how he attempts to sell his image to the public. Thank you Mr. President for making the world a safer place by going to war...

Posted by: Adrienne on March 19, 2004 02:17 PM

i love how the bush administration tries to rebut clarke's accusations by discrediting him as a "disgruntled former employee" and cheney said he "was not in the loop". i'm sorry? your top counterterrorism official is not in the loop?? well that is rather stupid on your part, isn't it? all their defenses just make them look more like whiny, elitist little brats, meanwhile they offer nothing of substance. they have yet to meet any of clarke's accusations and prove him wrong.

Posted by: jade on March 24, 2004 10:07 AM
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