I feel it is as just as healthy to be open about things you hate as you are with the things you love, hence a list to sum up my issues for the week.
TOP TEN THINGS I HATE THIS WEEK
10. People who go to the gym because they want to not because they have to......that must feel nice... and hating them for it feels even better.
9. Money....cause i don't have any.
8. Complex carbohydrates....nough said.
7. times square.....cause it promotes stupidity and prostitution.....prostitution i can handle....but that whole stupid tourist factor causes me to hate.
6. people who call to tell me they're bored and expect me to entertain them......i didn't sign up for that.
5. emotionally unavailable men who pretend to be emotionally available.....thats just mean.
4. Mr. Big's absence from Sex and the City this season.....this is a problem for me....a shallow problem yes, but a problem all the same.
3. ugly MEAN people.....i'm sorry but you have NO room to be mean and hateful...you should be nice to everyone you meet...one day they might buy you plastic surgery.
2. men who hit on you when you haven't made any real eye contact and you're listening to your headphones while examining your cell phone....you know he's a good catch when he can pick up all the signals .......
1. Over-processed tan women who just can't BELIEVE how pale skinned i am......yeah, you'll be laughing on the other side of your wrinkled ugly face when i'm 40 and i still look 22.
So its finally happened...i've finally been sucked in by Cementhorizon. You can all blame my sister Nuala for this new addition to your community...but quite frankly, as most of you know, I'm fabulous..so its safe to say nobody's web experience will be affected in a negative way.
I guess i should provide a little bio for the people. I live in New York City, I work for a theatrical producer, I don't sleep enough, I don't really like to go out but I somehow seem to be out all the time....hmm what else.....i have a very sarcastic, dry sense of humor so some people think i can be mean but i'm only mean if you give me reason to be, that being said if i don't like you, you'll know it, and if i love you, you'll definitely know it........i love animals, i miss my sister's cooking, i hate New York during the summer, I love London no matter what time of year it is, and I will one day own a home in the south of France and be surrounded by all my kept men.
I guess thats it. I will do my best to be interesting and dynamic and not offend too many people...but I can't make any promises...but, again, in the end you can always blame my sister.